stayy0ungandwild:

Opinions are like orgasms. Mine’s more important and I dont care if you have one.

(via ifeelsofuckingpencil)

sexpulse:

i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

(Source: drinking, via missgiiza)

People are like refrigerators.

thefuuuucomics:

It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty

or plain,

tall

or short,

or have things all over your face, 

because what truly matters is 

what’s inside you.

(Source: thewalkingcontradiction, via refan)

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

mrcraabs:

imagine if you could screenshot real life

camera

that thing you’re talking about is a camera

(via most-awkward-moments)